MY NAME IS TONY AND I AM THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF THIS VESSEL.
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xdarkslasherzx:

carysgotafanblog:

vote-anglosaxon:

ladydrace:

thetomska:

The Sex Talk: YouTube edition.

This video could have saved literally hundreds of thousands of people the embarrassment of the sex ed of my school days, holy crap. So useful. Saving this for about 10 years until my kid needs the talk.

THEY INCLUDED ASEXUALITY AND DEMISEXUALITY FOR ONCE!

I just got more information in 6 minutes about sex than I was ‘taught’ at school

Tomska is the best

justaholmesboy:

beep boop a few otters

everyday, at home and fancy!

i tag a-sense-of-impending-doom and mortally-challenged because reasons :)))

hello

youknowyourebritishwhen:

A chuffin’ reet grand idea this lad.

aconissa:

imagine sherlock keeping a tiny beehive in his room like his dirty little secret and he hides it in his cupboard when john or mrs hudson go in there but sometimes in the middle of the night he’ll lock his door and release the bees so they can fly around the room and he can sit in the middle as his precious children fly around him

"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out."

Sylvia Plath (via myrisingvoice)

oh my god she is a fucking boss

(via glowist)

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brie and grape sandwiches 😍

miljathefailcat:

Fun fact: asexuals don’t sleep. Instead we plug in and upload our daily memories to the ASEXUAL  HIVEMIND

blueklectic:

Dear Lord please inject me with Beyoncé’s work ethic and motivation amen